Previous Contractor

Introducing "Previous Contractor LLC," the most thrilling yet predictably uneventful online store to grace the world wide web! We just opened our virtual doors, and quite frankly, we can hardly contain our indifference. The concept for this brand-new store arose from an inside joke, which isn't particularly funny. Still, if you know, you know: "Previous contractor..." Much like our former colleagues, we hope to create more items soon. Or maybe we won't. Out of our team of nine... One of us has been diagnosed with ADHD by a licensed medical professional, and quite possibly, 2.5 of us are neurodivergent. Either way, you'll find yourself mildly intrigued yet ultimately underwhelmed. After all, we might be out of a job soon, so we'd give this online store a whirl. And we know what you're thinking - why not start a store when you're on the brink of unemployment? But, unfortunately, it's not like we're good at making decisions; we have "contractional requirements" for that stuff. As a team with experience in the government contracts sector, working for the private sector is genuinely terrifying. But, on the other hand, federal contracting is all we know, which is to say we're perfect for this new venture. After all, who's better to run an aggressively mediocre store than those marinating in bureaucracy?
So, come on in and visit "Previous Contractor & Co."... for an online shopping experience guaranteed to be as satisfying as a lukewarm cup of moderately priced coffee. Browse our sparse selection, chuckle at our dismal humor, and remember - we're doing this because we're terrified!