Well, let me tell you, folks, this coffee mug is the most thrilling thing you're gonna see all day. I mean, just look at it! It's got the words "You can't bust a suspense if you never set one" written on it, and if that makes your heart race, then you should learn to embrace it.

I know some of you might be thinking, "What the hell does that even mean?" But let me tell you, this mug is all about the element of the bureaucracy. It's about understanding the mindset of "we've always done it this way." Because if you never set a suspense, you can never bust it. And that, my friends, is what it's all about.

 It's the perfect way to start your day and remind yourself that anything awful can happen and will happen as soon as you put a date down. So go ahead, sip your coffee, and wait to commit until you are 100% sure. Who knows what exciting things are in store to ruin that date you didn't set for yourself? With this mug by your side, every suspense will be on time.

.: White ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle
.: Lead and BPA-free